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Hi! My name is Chérie
and this is My
Page
Hooray!
The circus is coming!!
Before we start
this three ring circus, let's get a few things out of the way. The only reason that I am a
featured attraction in this production is because my mother insisted that all of her
children, or their children, be represented in this "Family Webring." Seeing
that I am unmarried and at this time have no desire to bring forth any future performers,
I have been chosen to be the only one of Mom's children to appear in this cast of
characters.
Come along with me now and
experience our version of "The Greatest Show On Earth," an event that even J. T.
Barnum would be envious of!
And now, "ON WITH THE SHOW!!"
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Center
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
your attention please. In our center ring, we present Chérie the Magnificent who
will astound us with her unbelievable tales of feat and daring. |
A few words about myself.. I
am 24 years old and was born on July 23rd, making me a . True to my sign, I love romance and take pride
in warm hospitality. Like my symbol, the lion, I enjoy being treated as queen of the
zodiac. I tend to be opinionated and egotistical, but I am also a good organizer and
people person.
I have many aliases, one of which is the
perpetual student. I have attended several different colleges (3 to be exact) and studied
many different subjects. I am jack of all trades, but master of none. I was an
environmental engineering student (ugh!) and then a respiratory technician student (ugh!
again). At the present time, I am working as a respiratory tech and have re-enrolled in
school. This time I will try dabbling in . Maybe I should just throw in the towel and go to clown
school.
Speaking of , I have been collecting them
since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and I have quite an extensive variety of them.
I have always been surrounded by
Kids, first at my Mom's
where she ran a Daycare, and later at my sister Dianna's house where she also opened a
Daycare and then proceeded to have three little munchkins of her own.
I finally decided to retire from the peanut galleries and on October 1st moved into my own
apartment. Even here, I can't seem to get away from them. Now I have a little Rugrat and Pokemon to entertain me.
Freedom is wonderful. I share my
apartment with a roommate, Al, who is also mysignificant other. Now I have all of the
peace and quiet I desire. If the truth be known, at times I even miss the little rugrats.
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Right
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, please direct your attention to the ring on the right where Chérie will
once again astound and inform us of everything that is right under the Big Top. |
A few words about some of my
favorites...
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Sleeping
late, very late;
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Ryan,
Jacqui, Kerry, Mikey, Kyle, Macy, Kay, and Chance;
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Independence;
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Days
off and vacations;
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My
own apartment;
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Auntie
Maryellen's ruby ring;
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All
things celestial;
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Candles,
scents, and aromatherapy;
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Clothes,
makeup, and jewelry.
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Left Ring |
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, children of all ages, for her final appearance today, in our left ring...The
Magnificent Chérie will once again delight you with her tales and tribulations of
frightful and unimaginable death-defying episodes. |
It's me again. Would you
like to know what really bugs me? If you really pay attention to these next three items
and never abuse them, we'll get along just fine.
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FEET!!!
I hate feet - and this
from a clown lover! Please don't ever touch my feet or let yours come in contact
with any part of my anatomy. Feet are disgusting!!
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Could
you PLEASE spell my name correctly? My name is Chérie, not Cherie. Please do not forget
the accent.
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Lastly,
I hate the "F" word. Words can't describe the rage I feel when I hear it. There
has to be a better substitute for this four-letter word that describes a bodily function
so graphically. Maybe we can all agree to use the word "toot." And I bet you
thought I meant the other "F" word!!!
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Thank you for
coming and spending time with us under the BIG TOP! Chérie thanks you for all of your
applause. Maybe, with a little bit of encouragement on your part, we can persuade her to
come out for one final bow. Please put your hands together and join me in welcoming back, CHÉRIE
THE MAGNIFICENT!! |
A message from Mom:
Hi Chérie,
By this time, you are
probably really annoyed with me. I bet the last thing you ever thought I would do
would be to make you a web page. I know that you are uncomfortable with mushy talk,
but just remember that this was done out of love and not to embarrass you. I also
thought that all of your nieces and nephews would enjoy visiting here.
Remember when you were
young and used to like Smurfs? I've decided to place one here that probably tells
exactly how you feel about this whole site.
Chérie, I am so proud
of you and of what you have done with your life. You are a wonderful person,
daughter, sister, and aunt. You have become an independent young woman (who should
still remember to call her mother sometimes) with a wonderful sense of self. You are
filled with warmth, wisdom, and wit; and I love you!
Love and kisses,
Mom
You know the routine. If you
would like to link to and learn a little about the various animals running around in my
own private circus, just click on the icons below. "Break a leg, guys."
Chuckles with "Guess Who?"
Do you like to clown
around??
Send an insult to a friend! !!!
With love,
from Mom |